Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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