Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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