turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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