***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize