he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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You. Win. At. Life.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Terrible idea I love it
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I have post one night stand depression
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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