we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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