she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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