He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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