He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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