i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Terrible idea I love it
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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