Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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