were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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