Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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