I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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