i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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