So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
