You work out of a Hotel?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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