there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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