let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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