I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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