The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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