Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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