Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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