That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
there is glitter all over my balls
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