he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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