It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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