I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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