so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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