i barfeds in our rink
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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