if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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