So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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