How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
