Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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