You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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