God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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