rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
sex in a hospital.. check
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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