the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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