She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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