a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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