why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Plan B is the new Plan A
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
i out mim tonsoeep
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