try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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