did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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