At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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