is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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