well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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