So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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