Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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