I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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