it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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