What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Do vagina's smell?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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