How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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