I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
