i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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