You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
