I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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